On this page, you will find the alchemy of CFS quackery.
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The hidden drawback is that one must observe Egyptian mysticism within a Greek context.
  • The Greek context being the two-headed Hellhound Orthos.
  • Orthos was decapitated by Herakles representing the constellations Canis Major and Canis Minor, the hounds of Orion.
  • In Greek astrology, Canis Minor does not exist.
  • In Egypt, these constellations are called Ape and Sebak (baboon and crocodile).
  • Ape and Sebak correspond to the deities Thoth and Horus.
  • The 'Eye of Horus' is the variable star Gomeisa in Canis Minor.

[Dead_Dog]
Dead Dog statue in Amsterdam Rembrandtpark, The Netherlands. Canis Major (back, height: 3m) and Canis Minor (front, height: 2m) are separated by a street, representing the Milky Way. See also: Constellations of Quack Medicine.
[The_Prisoner_Logo]
The Prisoner logo: The Dead Dog. It is the metaphor for the European merging process; the rider that takes the Yellow Jersey at the Champs Élysées in Paris wins the Tour de France (Yellow being the colour of Mercury).
[Twin_Peaks_Logo]
Twin Peaks logo: One Dead Dog, four ears (colour and shape: Emerald Pyramids).
In the USA, CFS started in the Emerald Bay/Twin Peaks/Lake Tahoe area.
  Alchemy.
  • Alchemy is linked to mythology and astrology since Mercury is the God of astrology and alchemy.
  • Alchemy<link>, spagyrics ('Solve et Coagula' - separate and recombine, schism and restoration) is the pseudo-science of reconciling opposite parts to achieve unity and enlightenment by 'the One' (Mercury) ['Freemasonry' and 'yoga' are just another words for 'alchemy'. 'Integrative medicine' (uniting alternative/complementary medicine and practising conventional/mainstream medicine) also is alchemy].
  • Most people situate alchemy in the Dark Ages and is just about...
    • ...but this is not true.
    [item] Alchemy still is very popular in art, politics, the media, and in quack medicine. Quackery is about 'the healing (repairing/reunion) of the Dead Dog', the return of Mercury during a Solar Eclipse, Harmony, and Enlightenment.
  • Dead Dog.
    [item] The Legend of the Dead Dog is the most important mystery ever in the World. The material reality we observe by 'natural eye' differs from the spiritual reality of the Dead Dog - most captains of industry, politicians, and quacks being involved with the Dead Dog.
    [item] In quackery, tests and therapies may address dog diseases, dog health, dog metaphors, mythological dogs, and werewolves without the patient being aware of it. Note that an ape or monkey can also be a dog.
    The two phases of alchemy address two stories about Herakles.
    •  Solve  Herakles kills the two-headed Dog Orthos in his 10th Labour in Erythos, Erytheia (Cadiz), Spain [Erythos.com is the domain of the Gibson CFS Inquiry in the U.K.]. The Dead Dog are the two constellations Dog in the Sky: Canis Major and Canis Minor, separated by the Milky Way.
    •  Coagula  Since in alchemy, a solution is considered a problem to be fixed, Herakles (that is: Man or a human being) is to merge the Dead Dog again. There have been several efforts in history... The American Revolution (1776) and the Third Reich (1933) may also have been sacrifices to Herakles [The leader of the Orthomolecular cult, Mathias Rath, ('orthomolecular' being the 'alchemy of Orthos') has been the sponsor of the Soccer Club Heracles in Almelo, The Netherlands].
    Solve. Dead Dog: Two Dogs
    deaddog.gif The Dead Dog is the alchemy of (the connection between) the constellations Canis Major and Canis Minor, Thoth and Horus (Hermes and Apollo, East and West, Baboon and Crocodile). Popular Dead Dog examples are: Bitter and Sweet (Coffee and Sugar - Milk corresponding to the Milky Way), Black and White, Corrupt and Pure, Dog and Pup, Fear and Love, Fire and Smoke (also: Oil), Forsaking and Following, Gifted and Damned, Master and Pupil, Mind and Body (Conscious and Subconscious), Quack and Patient, Sleeping and Watching, Supernatural and Nature, Terror and Horror, Übermensch and Mensch. The Divided Self.
    The Dog will remain dead as long as thoughts and spiritual reality don't match.
    [item] In alchemy, a patient will remain ill (ignorant) as long as there is a Dead Dog in his/her mind.
    Coagula. Awakened Dog vs. Dead Dog: One Dog vs. Two Dogs
    orthos.gif Awakened and Dormant, Enlightened and Ignorant, Flying and Falling, Free and Separated, Healed and Broken, Join and Split, Omega and Alpha, Present and Future/Past, Right (Ortho(s)=Right) and Wrong (no Orthos, two dogs), United and Divided. To Be, or Not to Be. United We Stand, Divided We Fall.
    Enlightenment is the awareness of spiritual reality, corresponding to the awakening of the Dead Dog.
    [item] In alchemy, a patient will recover (enlightened) once (s)he is aware of the Dead Dog Orthos - and opposites come together.
    Hermeneutics. Interpreting Hidden Meanings
    orthos.gif Ambiguity, Cognitive Dissonance, Doublespeak, Doublethink, Homograph, Homonym, Homophone, Newspeak (words), Polysemy, Portmanteau, Simulation Hypothesis/Simulism. Schizoid Man vs. the Individual.
    [item] In alchemy (quackery), a Dead Dog is created in the patient's mind: Two Meanings are packed up into One Idea/Concept/Word. Misleading tricks (false clues): Misdirection, Red Herring.
    [item] References.
    Meanings. Hiding Hermetic meanings behind Profane meanings applying a Hermeneus (bridge) as alchemical trickery - the Trickster being Mercury
    Profane Meaning. What people like to believe Hermeneus. Trickery, brain washing Hermetic Meaning(*). What people think instead
    Alchemy/Astrology
    Canis Major Monoceros/Unicorn Canis Minor
    Day Schemer Night
    Material/Real Shine/Complex Spiritual/Imaginary
    Monism Antimony/Wolf Nihilism
    Right Eye/Sirius Third Eye/Rosette Left Eye/Gomeisa
    Sun/Full Moon Mercury Sirius/New Moon
    Visible/Public Eclipse/Fraud Invisible/Secret
    7-Colour Rainbow Yellow 6-Colour Rainbow
    Health/Medicine/Science
    Alternative Hyphenation Unnatural
    Biomedicine Quackery Deathtrap
    Breakthrough Dead Dog Failure
    Definitions/Names/ Guidelines Glossolalia/Polyonym Babylonic (language) confusion
    Disease Quackery Disorder
    Fish Oil Omega-3 Sunflower Oil
    Infection Healing Perfection
    Prevalence Balance of Maat Reincarnation
    Rejuvenation Anti-aging Dying
    Science Homophone Signs
    Symptoms/Brain Psyche/Meander Fears/Labyrinth
    Virus/Post-Viral Fatigue Etheric/Vital Body Idea/Chronic Stress
    Psychology/Sociology
    Freedom/Strength (**) Enlightening Slavery/Ignorance (**)
    Freedom Jammer Imprisonment
    Happiness Conditioning Misery
    Honest Corrumping Corrupt
    Peace (**) Piece of Work War (**)
    Prosperity Stealing Poverty
    Rational Confusing Irrational
    Religion Iconoclasm Satanism
    Right wing Liberalism Left wing
    World Domination/The Planet Solar Eclipse Reign of Mercury
    (*) The examples illustrate the danger of holism/nihilism in alchemy: people in fact think the opposite things they like to believe in - losing their free will, their identity, and causing neverending radicalism (even paranoia).
    (**) See George Orwell: 1984, the party slogan.
    • [Euro_coin_front]
    A '1' Euro coin refers to a Solar Eclipse, the 'O' of EURO and the Euro symbol (€) being Mercury. A '2' Euro coin is a mirror of a '1' Euro coin. Note that Eu = 'good' and a Solar Eclipse (Mercury) = 'evil' - illustrating that in alchemy, good equals evil.
    [Swoosh]
    The swoosh being Mercury.
    		 
  • Solar Eclipse.
    The ultimate merging process present in the Sky is a Solar Eclipse (the Dark Silver Moon eclipsing the Golden Sun). During a Solar Eclipse, the shadow of the night defeats day light and the hidden Mercury returns [This relates to the 'Mystery of the Egg', why Easter Eggs are hidden - the 'eggs' being the Sun, the Moon, and Mercury - Easter corresponding to the return of Jezus. Easter Day is the 1) first sunday after the 2) first ecclesiastical full Moon on or after 3) the beginning of spring - so it never coincides with a 1) wednesday (the Day of Mercury), 2) a Solar Eclipse (the return of Mercury), and 3) May 12 (the Date of Mercury), preventing that Mercury returns disguised as Jezus].
    • In a Solar Eclipse, the male Sun and the female Moon disappear, explaining why the astrological symbol of Mercury (☿) is also the symbol of homosexuality.
    • Omega-3 refers to a Solar Eclipse.
    • A popular way to eclipse the Sun in Freemasonry is to replace it by 'the Dog star' Sirius.<link>
    • The Solar Eclipse as a circle or oval, with or without Mercury, can be observed in brand name logo's, flags, grocery labels, party and politician logo's, TV commercials, and TV shows. It is called a Swoosh, its nickname being the Swooshtika or Swooshstika in reference to the Nazi Swastika.
  • Two riddles solving each other...
    The Dead Dog causes the Solar Eclipse and the Solar Eclipse causes the healing of the Dead Dog (Enlightenment) at Ragnarök, - the beginning/end of the Planet (Mercury) in Nordic/Germanic astrology.
      This explains why quack tests and therapies that address the Solar Eclipse are supposed to heal the schizophrenia (the Dead Dog) in the patients' mind.
    •  Begin Eclipse  Two canine brothers, Sköll (Garm, Sun Hound) and Hati (Mánagarm, Moon Hound), darken the Sun and the Moon. Wotan/Odin (Mercury) and the Planets (Gods), the Giants (constellations) and the Serpent Jörmungand that encircles the Earth (the Milky Way) appear in the Sky. Mercury calls upon the Gods to go to war against the evil Giants and Jörmungand although they will all fall in battle. Most Gods and Humans are then killed by Jörmungand.
      In astrology, Sköll grabs the Sun at the Heliacal rising of Sirius; in astrometry, the Solar Eclipse occurs (11 days earlier, near Midsummer) at the Galactic Equator since both dogs are separated by the Milky Way.
    •  End Eclipse  The Milky Way is the first object disappearing from the Sky and since it separates the two dogs, the awakened Fenrir (Fenrisulfr, Orthos), the alchemy/father of Sköll and Hati, can be observed as one constellation. Fenrir them swallows Mercury - the planets (Gods) and constellations (Giants) also disappear from the Sky. The war is over.
    • Finally, a new generation Gods and people emerge from the dark (the New Age).
    This is the Hermetic meaning of the story of the Twilight of the Gods (Götterdämmerung), the fourth part of Ring of the Nibelung (Der Ring des Nibelungen), by Richard Wagner - the favourite opera of Adolf Hitler. The latter considered himself Wotan and called upon the Aryans in Mein Kampf to go to war, combatting giants like Freemasonry and Jewry, Communism and Liberalism over World domination (Mercury, Wotan disguised as Hitler, leading the Aryans into battle - explaining both the title of his book and World War II). It also explains the references to the New Age within the above links.
  • In alchemy, harmony is reconciling dueling views; rationality is arranging the thesis/anti-thesis (reasons for or against) to obtain unity (synthesis).
    The astrology of Herakles is the Air/Atmosphere/Climate since it is the Harmony of the Sky and the Earth [The wife/sister of the Egyptian Herakles (Shu) is Tefnu; the children op Shu and Tefnu are Nut and Geb - Sky and Earth. Shu and Tefnu are the Deities of dryness and rain respectively, the harmony between the two is the rainbow - the symbol of the New Age].
    Front side 5 Euro Back side 5 Euro Front side 50 Euro Back side 50 Euro
    Front side 10 Euro Back side 10 Euro Front side 100 Euro Back side 100 Euro
    Front side 20 Euro Back side 20 Euro Front side 200 Euro Back side 200 Euro
    Euro banknote images 
    Front side [left]: Gate of Herakles (Gate of Clouds, Ivory Gate, Gate to the Olympus). Herakles isn't missing since we are Herakles ourselves and we are watching the Gate.
    Back side [right]: Dead Dog - a bridge (hermeneus) over troubled water (Milky Way) connecting two dogs. The Dogs ain't missing since Canis Major and Canis Minor are represented by large (left) and small (right) numbers on the 5, 10, and 20 Euro banknotes, and boldface (right) and standard (left) numbers on the 50, 100, 200, and 500 Euro banknotes.
    		Front side 500 Euro Back side 500 Euro
    Designer: Robert Kalina 
    The official ECB text says '...they unite historical developments in technology, art and communication into one harmonious composition...' and '...to represent the dynamism and harmony...'
    Note that harmony refers to Herakles (the Deity of Harmony), and that communication, dynamism, historical developments, and unite refer to the Dead Dog Orthos.
  • Enlightenment.
    The goal of alchemy is the evolution from ignorance to enlightenment.
    • Ignorance: the dark side of things that 'Pupils' observe [the visible material reality: conscious and feelings, perceivable and unmasked reality - realm of uneducated people].
    • Enlightenment: the enlightened (esoteric) side of things only 'Illuminated' can see (designed for, and understood by, the specially initiated alone) [the hidden spiritual truth beyond the visible material reality: subconscious and awareness, concealed and obscured reality - realm of 'spiritual awakened' people].
    [item] Enlightenment is a pseudo-scientific effort to escape ignorance.
    [item] However: enlightenment is not real, the enlightened side of things is not real, things do not have some kind of intrinsic 'meaning'. Hidden reality only exists in the mind.
    [item] There is however a third option: science - where the scientific method, corresponding to alchemy in pseudo-science, is called analysis.
    • Knowledge: the science of things, publicly accessible for all [knowledge about the material reality: discoveries, consciousness, understandable and intelligible reality, - realm of educated people].
  • Scenario: how to create a quack diagnosis and quack therapy. Linking whatever symptom to whatever diagnosis and therapy.
    • Symptom.
      Select a concept at random like... Depression, fatigue, feeling, pain.
    • Astrology.
      Select a Greek/Egyptian myth at random like... Herakles, Horus, Iris, Isis, Hermes and Mercury and Thoth, Moon, Orion, Orthos, Osiris, Satan, Seth, Sirius, Sun.
    • Alchemy.
      Select a messenger at random to connect a symptom to a myth, deleting all contradictions between the two, creating a perfect lie (as above, so below; as below, so above)... Angel, candle, colour, dove and pigeon, Hermes (diaktoros), pyramid, rainbow, sphinx.
    • Crook.
      Hide the perfect lie behind something trivial we all know... Bennu/phoenix, diamond, fish, hair, iris and pupil, metal, Solar Eclipse, sunflower.
    • Healing.
      Facade of corporealism to hide incorporealism: hide the crook itself by refering to something material (called 'biomedical'), creating a non-falsifiable ritual to 'measure' (heal) the crook entity. Anti oxidants, bacterea/viruses hair analysis, herb/plant/vegetable iriscopy, milk or potato powder, omega-3 oil, sugar.
    • Congratulations ! You now have developed a trick to measure and/or treat a symptom without taking care of the disease and/or the patient.
  • Biological alchemy does not address the physical body but the underlying (astrological, spiritual) cause of diseases. Usually, patients are unaware of this and become confused believing that the nature of astrology/alchemy based therapy of a quack doctor is 'biomedical'.
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